《扮演白无常，捡醉杨小蜜被直播了》 作者:洪荒大唐 1-143
<p style="text-size-adjust: none; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; text-indent: 2em; color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", sans-serif, SimSun; font-size: 19.4133px;">【搞笑日常杨小蜜】温馨提示，别带入脑子，CPU容易烧了。</p><p style="text-size-adjust: none; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; text-indent: 2em; color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", sans-serif, SimSun; font-size: 19.4133px;">隋缘觉醒了“什么叫惊喜”的金手指，开局扮演白无常，遇到了喝醉的杨小蜜。</p><p style="text-size-adjust: none; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; text-indent: 2em; color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", sans-serif, SimSun; font-size: 19.4133px;">本想帮个忙，没想到被杨小蜜当成真的了。</p><p style="text-size-adjust: none; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; text-indent: 2em; color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", sans-serif, SimSun; font-size: 19.4133px;">“杨小蜜是吧？跟我走吧。”</p><p style="text-size-adjust: none; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; text-indent: 2em; color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", sans-serif, SimSun; font-size: 19.4133px;">杨小蜜：“？！”</p><p style="text-size-adjust: none; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; text-indent: 2em; color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", sans-serif, SimSun; font-size: 19.4133px;">“无常老爷，我只是喝醉了而已，不至于死吧？”</p><p style="text-size-adjust: none; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; text-indent: 2em; color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", sans-serif, SimSun; font-size: 19.4133px;">“来，给我签个名。”</p><p style="text-size-adjust: none; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; text-indent: 2em; color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", sans-serif, SimSun; font-size: 19.4133px;">签名？生死簿？嘎！杨小蜜直接吓抽！</p><p style="text-size-adjust: none; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; text-indent: 2em; color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", sans-serif, SimSun; font-size: 19.4133px;">无奈之下隋缘拨打了幺二零，救护车很快到达，却没停下。过了一会儿，才折返回来。</p><p style="text-size-adjust: none; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; text-indent: 2em; color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", sans-serif, SimSun; font-size: 19.4133px;">白大褂怒气冲冲的吼道：“我他喵以为来晚了呢！白无常都他喵到了！”</p><p style="text-size-adjust: none; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; text-indent: 2em; color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei", sans-serif, SimSun; font-size: 19.4133px;">隋缘：“……”</p><p></p> 你不要过来啊
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